TCOTS News has learned from one of it’s souses that 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has been turned for Halloween into a replica of the set for Vincent Price’s classic 1950′s horror movie, House Of Wax.
In fact, multiple souses tell us [while letting us pick-up the tab, of course] that, what the Rev, Jeremiah Wright affectionately calls ‘The Whitey House’, has been decorated this way since the night of 20 January 2009.
We have been unable to confirm this, but have obtained this picture secretly taken in the House of, it seems, the main wax figure:
According to reports [of gunfire], this may explain why this mask is a bestseller this year:
[Notice how the mouth is always open]
Friggin’ frightening, huh?
Of course, the most popular horror mask [for the fifth year in a row] continues to be:
Sends shivers up the old spine, eh?
We’ll be at the bar calming our nerves…If you can’t join us, then why not head on over to Regular Right Guy’s joint where he’s waxing poetical on Valerie Jarrett [tip of the fedora to Mike G].
Hey…maybe they should change it’s name to The Fugly House.
UPDATE at 2109…
Mike G. links. Thanks.
